Dear intellectual of the site known as reddit, I have found out that the use of virtual emoticons is considered inappropriate on this part of the Internet. My dearest apologies for not respecting your vast culture. After learning about your vast history, I have decided to follow in your people’s footsteps. Right now I am going to change.org to make a petition to bring justice to Johnny Depp, bully a kid for not agreeing with me on video game preferences, and creating 69 memes about Piper. Thank you for enlightening me