No one would lie on the internet obviously.

In unrelated news, AITA for telling my (F21) mom (F34) who is a Karen (bitch) that she shouldn’t physically assault (pocketknife) a waiter (tall, blonde, handsome) for telling her that Trump (Orange) being president is not a valid reason to get free food (Spaghetti). Also, I have alopecia.

Tell me I’m right and give me karma.