OMG discord and awkwafina stole my joke!!!!!

So one day after second period social studies, my friend Will and I were talking about something seriously epic. Then, our idiot substitute teacher (woman by the way) told us to hurry up otherwise we would miss lunch! What an idiot! We speculate that she must’ve be suffering from severe cognitive decline (cause she’s in idiot). Then, Will said, “no, you’re gonna miss lunch” and he shot her!! It was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen!!!! But that wasn’t it, after that, I said “*crickets*” and we started laughing so hard that my patellas fell out!!! We had double-handedly created the funniest joke in the universe!!!

A month later, I was browsing my favorite application called discord, and I found a video of this (g*rl) person called “awkwafina” and jack bl*ck doing a google thing. I started watching it. It was a decent video, until the 1:52 mark, where the water bottle g*rl steals our joke!!! She says “*crickets*” without giving Will and I any credit!!!!! This is plagiarism and highly illegal, but in our aristocratic society, these people can get away with it!!! But I’m not even finished. I tried to start a stream to my friends to show them this blasphemous material, and then it crashed, and said there was an error. You won’t believe what it said next. It said “*cricket noises*”!!!!!! We must stop this injustice in our society!! I worked hard to create that joke and it was stolen and I didn’t get credit!!!! So I have started a GoFundMe to boycott discord and awkwafina!!! #boycottdiscordandawkwafina