My distaste towards anime started when I was young. I would watch Pokémon and that one anime transformers show, and I would think:
“why are the backgrounds moving instead of the characters? Why are their cheeks red every other frame? Why are their lips moving at the wrong time? Why do they make little sexual grunts?”
I never liked anime, because I had to watch it before spongebob came on and it made me uncomfortable. It wasn’t until much later that I realized that anime represented what is wrong with my fellow men: pure, raw sexuality and lack of shame.
Everybody who owns a body pillow or dates their waifu is a weeb or a brony. They watch those cringe ass cartoons because they don’t have anything better do be doing, and then suddenly they want to fuck cartoons.
Part 9: Hentai
Hentai is basically just Pokémon but naked. Why does anybody like it? I don’t know. Also everybody is speaking Japanese. I don’t understand Japanese. Who watches subtitled cartoon porn? That’s gay.
In conclusion, anime is cringe and gay. I just want to watch spongebob.