replying to myself, since anon is a faggot who blocks people.

 \>i am superior

 buddy you sure are proud of how smooth your brain is. Not a single crease on there, like a grape. The fact that you can read these comments is a marvel for modern science to gawk at, but the fact that you still dont get it after all these comments might mean that maybe you dont, in fact, know how to read. Never the less, please submit yourself to the nearest medical school for observation. If you dont die from playing in traffic midway through your journey there, the brightest minds of our generation might learn something from the cronenberg of intelligence that you are. Even if you should die during, the Colorectal surgeons will still have a field day studying the fabled mystery man who had managed to stick his head up his ass. I wholeheartedly recommend this course of action, because it may be your only chance at being a noteworthy benefit to society.

 However, if you decide to not heed these recommendations, I’m sure future archaeologists will still learn something from the discovery of your several century old, mummified neckbeard remains, encrusted in a man-tit sweat and swamp ass grease amalgam coating in the basement of your parents home. Artifacts found in the same basement include:

\- multiple two liter bottles of mountain dew, replaced by urine

\- a jar with a horse figurine filled with semen, though with an predictably low sperm count.

\- a cheaply made ceremonial blade, purchased from the ancient city of “wahl-marat,” in the style typical of the ancient japanese. Experts hypothesize that this was never meant to see battle, but rather to be used as a “poop knife,” with which the wielder would break apart the massive and rock hard excrement brought about from an excessively unhealthy lifestyle.

 Thank you for your service anon, because after typing this out, I finally understand why you are so superior and important. At the beginning of this, I thought you were just some shithead who overvalued his own beliefs, and thought of himself as some modern day Aristotle, but now i see the truth. You arent a modern day Aristotle, no, you are something way more important. You will be a modern day Prometheus, but instead of bringing the world the knowledge of fire, you will bring the world the knowledge of how low a human being can really sink if they just dont give a quarter of a shit about self-improvement, or critiquing one’s own priorities and values. Simply by existing, people will take example from your failures, and I think the world will be a better place once people really learn the dangers of not showering and being a dumbass on the internet. One day, in the future, I will look around and see the flying cars and the colonies on distant star systems, and I will smile knowing that I talked to the anon who started it all, by disgusting humanity so much that they turned their backs on all the things that made anon a faggot.

 Thank you for existing.