Milton Friedman was only ten years old, when, at the tender age of eleven, he made his first dollar, thrusting himself into the economic world. Ten years later he published his first book on the Principles of Interest, at the astonishing age of only 35; and more than that as a woman, a first for British society. Naught but three weeks later, Friedman would perish at the Battle of the Somme as the oldest ever Brazilian soldier on the Indian front, a miraculous 56 years old. He was counted among the most prestigious of those honoured at the Vietnam memorial, and was thereafter forever remembered as the hero of Vimy Ridge. His son, the love of her life, would continue his career into economics by changing his name to DOW, and founding the DOW Index, thus changing the plane of economic understanding forever. Half a century later, a USB was discovered containing more of Milton Sr.’s writings, and on one page, forty chapters in, page three, there was discovered a groundbreaking theory by the long dead philosopher. Friedman predicted, successfully at that, that Donald J. Trump would win the pivotal 2016 election, once again bringing greatness to the United States of Brazil. Further, on the final text discovered on his Motorolla 3 phone, there was discovered but four solitary letters: MAGA. Milton Friedman was a patriot, a hero, a woman, and a patriot; he saved the lives of millions in his relentless struggle to overthrow the evils of capitalism, and in this venture would finally bring greatness to the Roman world by forever vanquishing Pompey the Great. As a great man once texted: MAGA, MAGA indeed.