Sirhan Sirhan misses his shot and RFK is not assassinated, he beats Nixon in the 68’ election. Nixon runs again in 76’ and loses to Ted Kennedy. Nixon, after losing three times to the Kennedy’s is driven to madness and becomes The Joker. In December 1980 he shoots a Man in New York City, and is apprehended by Batman. Batman is believed by some to be a certain New York real estate mogul, primarily due to observations regarding the size of his hands.

While in jail, Nixon, now referring to himself as “The Joker”, was asked about the murder, and he said “He was a foreign hippie, who married a Jap, and created the disaster in America. He was going to be the new Lenin, you can see it in the name. It surprises me how a heroin addict wifebeater managed to captivate America.”

Batman was quoted by saying “I defeated the Joker, bigly.”

Nixon, or as some call him, “The Joker”, was murdered in 1981, by being hit in the head with a hammer. The murderer left a note identifying himself as “Maxwell Edison”, and as a friend of the Man who the joker murdered in 1980, he also claimed that the idea to kill the joker “came to me in a dream, while I was sleeping y’know” a dream in which his dead mother came to him and told him “Don’t let the Joker be.” A prison guard who saw “Maxwell Edison” claimed that “He looks like my Grandma, and also has a hard Liverpool accent.” In the note left by “Maxwell Edison” it was implied he had a homosexual relationship with the man Nixon shot.

RFK’s Presidency didn’t last very long, with him being shot by an ex-FBI agent at the Watergate complex in Washington DC in 1971. G. Gordon Liddy, the ex-FBI agent believed in conspiracies about how RFK stole the 1968 election. RFK was replaced by Edmund Muskie, who served until 1977. Muskie beat Reagan in the 72’ election. Muskie lost the 76’ primary to Ted Kennedy.

Kennedy’s Presidency also ended early, in 1979. When a missing Kennedy sister, Siobhan Kennedy, came out of hiding, and revealed to the world the Chappaquiddick scandal, which had been kept hidden (RFK managed to use the Moon landing to hide Chappaquiddick). Conspiracy theorists had come up with wild theories as to where Ted Kennedy was during the Moon Landing, and why he missed such an important event for the family, and it turned out they were right. Siobhan told the world that Ted “couldn’t be President because he killed somebody” to which Kennedy replied by screaming “I am the eldest living boy” repeatedly, Kennedy eventually marched to Battery Park, and jumped into the water, he was never seen again. He was succeeded by Vice President Tip O’Neill, who beat George Romney in the 1980 election.

Eventually the real estate mogul, Donald Trump, won the 1984 election for the Republicans, defeating Tip O’Neill. Trump’s presidency was also cut short when he had to quit in 1987 due to accusations of “Dressing up as a Bat, and attempting to enforce the law”. Vice President Dole served the rest of the term, and even won two terms on top of that.

This is just a glimpse of what would happen if Turkey had Dobruja.