Tragic sans looked at Chara, the most evil demon creature in the whole world. Chara started attacking sans because SHE is evil! Tragic sans summoned his spooky rainbow gaster blasters, but it did no harm to Chara. Tragic sans was losing, but then he remembered something. Tragic sans remembered his dad, Gaster, who died of a cocaine overdose. Gaster’s wish was for sans to be a god, so sans used up all of his power and transformed into a god. Epic megalovania music started playing and Chara froze in shock. Tragic sans took out his massive, rainbow schlong and smacked Chara with it, resulting in world peace. To celebrate, Tragic sans had sex with every monster and human, even himself.