Here are my top 5 tips on how to get yourself a girlfriend so you can finally unsub from [r/MaleDatingStrategy](https://www.reddit.com/r/MaleDatingStrategy/)

1. Go outside

This is the first and most important tip I can possibly give you. This is crucial to getting a girlfriend as, unless you live with your parents, and I concede, many of you probably do, there are no women in your house. Going outside enables you to meet and interact with aforementioned women. Going outside also has various health benefits, as the sun can give you vitamin D, improving your immune system. Fresh air and exercise can also improve your mental health, making you more attractive to women

2. Wash regularly

Okay, so you have made it here, you have been outside, interacted with women. But to your shock and horror, they are repulsed. This could be for a few reasons, but the most likely one is the rancid smell coming from your person. Before you ask, no deodorant does not count as a shower. Wash once a day with hot water and soap and this issue will magically fix itself! You should also be shaving every day, if you are incapable of growing a real beard, which I presume is most of you. Also, go to a barbers and get a nice looking haircut, no one likes that long greasy mop.

3. Exercise

Right, you are going outside and you no longer smell, but when you approach women, they still turn you away?! This is most likely due to your… *impressive* physique. If you get out of breath going upstairs, or walking to the corner store, you have a problem. To fix this, there are a number of strategies you can employ, the easiest one being going for a daily walk for an hour or so. You can also work out at the gym, swim, or just about anything so long as it isn’t sitting down in front of your computer. After a while of doing some form of exercise every day, you will start to lose fat and gain muscle, making you more attractive to ladies.

4. Personality

You have approached women outside, but they are still rejecting you. What could it be? You are clean, fit and mentally happy. Ah. You are a total douchebag when talking to women. This is caused by too much time on the internet in an anti-feminism bubble, and is remedied quite easily. All you have to do is simply be nice. Compliment them. Smile more. Make less sexist jokes about kitchens. The nicer you are the more attractive you become, but don’t be too nice, as it may come off as creepy.

5. Clothes

You have followed every step so far, and are now a relatively attractive man. However, your wardrobe is lacking somewhat. Quick fixes for this include throwing away all your fedoras, video game shirts and black metal shirts. Go to your nearest Walmart, Target, whatever is closest, and buy some plain coloured t-shirts and some blue skinny jeans. Plaid is a big no no. A more effective, but more time consuming and costly solution is to go to a high end tailors and buy some nice suits that compliment your looks.

You have now completed all 5 steps, and are a brilliant candidate for any single and available woman. Don’t try it on too hard, or else you might get too many women!

(Note: this guide does not work if you are actually seriously ugly. Go and get plastic surgery or something.)