I’m a manager at subway. The teenagers that work here don’t know who Jared is. They don’t know the Beatles. They don’t know a fucking thing that “90s kids” grew up with.

They work at subway and have no idea who Jared is.

They do not know about Monica Lewinsky

They don’t know what the wu tang clan is

They don’t know who wrote the songs they like on the radio even when they say they like that artist, it’s always “oh that’s that one song from that one show that came out last year” and it’s some huge omega hit song by Michael Jackson.

Kind of like how “fortnite dances” are known as “fortnite dances” and they have no idea how iconic that “fortnite dance” is.

I’m trying to remember all of the things that blew my mind that these people don’t know that have happened over the years.

They have 0 detection of idioms and old people memes “the pot calling the kettle black” basically the shit a late 20s person would have heard from their grandma.

My 58 year old coworker called my 20 year old coworker a spring chicken, he didn’t get it, which makes it even better. He didn’t know what “I wasn’t born yesterday” meant. All of those old people catch phrases.

I mean shit, here’s a big one that’s even relevant to twitch. THEY DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHO ANDY MILONAKIS IS. “omegalul you mean grandma turtle the sitting Andy streamer XD omegalul Kappa pepelaugh”

So yeah, they don’t know Johnny bravo lol