I have never been lucky with the ladies. I am a skelly manlet, 6’1 and 120 pounds, my penis is 6 inches which would never be enough to please ladies, and I have long hair which I never have time to shampoo and its greasey.

Women ignored me. I am in my last year of highschool, and I have lost every little chance I had of getting a gf due to normies simply existing near me.

One day I met a 4/10. Lets call her Beth. Beth was overweight, dumpy, and had aspergers. For some reason, she never made herself a public normie cumbucket, so I could stand her. She enjoyed 4chan and Naruto (don’t judge) so we had a fair bit in common. After knowing her for a few weeks I decided I was going to do it. I was going to lose my virginity to her, through sheer force of will. I invited her to my house to watch netflix, and obviate he accepted (lower self esteem than me)

Heres where it gets good. I decide to shower before she arrives. The very thought of burying my wang in ripened teenage punani (if attached to an ugly person) made me very, very hard , and I decided to get a wank off. I have a small refractory period so I knew I’d be fine. Now, I was laying on my back, shower running, stroking my cock, when an idea hit me. Slowly, using years of training, I loosened my anus, and bent my dick downwards and forced the tip of it in my anus.

It was like a light turned on. Years of unfulfilled longing and joy were thrown out the window as ecstatic euphoria filled me. Tears streamed from my eyes as I came. How long had I waited for this moment, to be released from my inceldom and attain a normal lifestyle. I felt joy and understanding as the emotions I thought I would never experience rushed forth. I stood up after my trembling orgasm, a new person. Filled with confidence and satisfaction at having escaped my mental prison and no longer being condemned to virginhood.

The moment beth rang the dootbell I told her that I no longer needed her services and shut the door on her. She was unworthy of me now.