Dude why the fuck do you guys even like Dr.Pepper, Mr.Pibb is the SAME EXACT THING but 30% cheaper, and on top of that, we have Dr.Thunder which is even 30% CHEAPER than that and it’s the same thing as Mr.Pibb! Also Mr.Pibb is overrated! I don’t need the brand named shit, I can get the same exact thing from Mio Cherry Flavor mixed with sugar; and on top of that, why even have Mio when you can just drink Cherry flavored Kool-aid since you get WAAAAAY more for the same price. But why even pay anything for Kool-aid when you can just drink water since it’s LITERALLY FREE and isn’t mixed with flavor packets that you’re throwing away money with.

So what I’m trying to say is, why drink Dr.Pepper when you can just drink water since it’s the same exact thing.