on one fateful day, i played 2.6 hog rider. i was fucking every kid in the ass at school. they couldnt do anything while i shat elixir and spam hog rider to fuck their princess tower. i got three crowns left and right, the boys look at me with admiration. in biology class, the teacher said we are doing a group project. every boys crowded around me, desperately trying to get my attention. suddenly, i saw him. oh how beautiful his flashy eyes was, those magnificent lips and that mushroom hair. it must be fate for us to meet in a place like this. i quickly pulled out my phone and got on clash royale. he did too. i sent a friendly battle in the clan. he accepted. oh how i enjoyed raping his princess tower. i watched him helplessly moaned as i slowly, but surely took out his princess towers. after the game was done, our eyes met, and i said “i wish i was adenine, so i can pair up with u”. he accepted my offer. that night, i brought him to my place. we did the deed. as i finished on his face, he got up near my face and whispers into my ear: “hog ridaaa” my little boy suddenly got the energy to go for round two. he smiled and we proceed with our deed. we continued like this for hours straight and i kept going harder and harder while he moaned those sweet beautiful words “hog ridaa”. I camed inside his asshole. it was midnight, as he stepped outside my doorway, he said “why are you gae” and then left. why am i gae? i asked myself. i pondered and wondered that night but could not get the answer. did i really just fucked a guy in my class? no, that cant be. i thought i was fucking the magnificent hog rider. how could he have betrayed me like this! i was furious. the next day in class, i stood up and announced to the class “HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”, everyone applaud. the school gave me a scholarship for my amazing speech. it was then i found my answer: i was not gae, throughout heaven and earth, i alone am the lesbian one.