ERRY YEAR, HUNNERDS OF ADOR- ADO- ADORAB- *(squints at script)* …TINY GOBBOS ARE KRUMPED BY DEM ELFS ON DAT ROUND ISLAND. LOTSA BOSSES DONT CARE. HI, I’M GROM DA PAUNCH. WILL YOO BE DA PROPPA GIT FER A HELPLESS LAD? ERRY DAY, USELESS GOBBOS ARE STABBED, KICKED, PUNCHED, FILLED WITH ARRERS, AND UVVER FINGS DAT ARE A RIGHT GOOD LAFF. AND DEN DEY COMPLAIN DAT DEY DONT GET TO DO ANY OF DA KRUMPIN’.


IF YOU GIMMIE ALL YO TEEF, I WONT BASH YER ‘EAD IN. AND DEN MAYBE WE CAN ‘AVE OURSELFS A PROPPA WAAAGGHH TO TEACH DESE POINTY-EARS WHO DA REAL BOSS IS. DATS ME. I’M DA BOSS. RIGHT NOW DERE’S A GOBBO WHO NEEDS YOU. YOUR TEEF SAY YOU’RE ‘ERE TO BASH SUM ‘EADS AND SMASH SUM STUFF.