Fellow Intellectuals of Reddit, yesterday I caught my son (12m) laughing at an instagram meme and then commenting 😂😂😂. His friend (12m) said wow this is so much better than Reddit. I knew my son wasn’t a fellow intellectual such as myself since he didn’t watch Richard (70m) and Mortimer (14) but I didn’t expect him to have the mental capacity of an actual dead fetus. I seriously think his Brain is as real as 9/11. I accused him of promoting braindead Instagram propaganda but he said I was a boomer and he had more Victory Royales then me. I felt especially offended because I am (25m) and my wife is (25f). His friend heard we were both 25 and i don’t know why but he instantly called the authorities. I was extremely confused so the next logical step was to take them hostage and I committed mass genocide other straight white male must endure the feeling of being targeted because we know we are the true minority. AITA for wanting to crucify both of these SJW libcucks for crimes against humanity as I watch midget minion hentai porn (12m) and (12m) invoke the wrath of Allah on them?

Your fellow conservative,
Joe