Jesse the carp is actually one of the most fuckable fish . Their size is large enough to be comparable with most “sizes” but they are still small enough to be portable . Carp are a fresh water fish , because of this they often are “slimy” due to the waters plant and bacteria life . While parasites may be a concern I believe they simply add to the pleasure . Carp also have a life span on average of 20 years meaning they will not need to be replaced very often . Their teeth are not sharp enough to cause harm to humans . They are also easlily available as they are farmed in many parts of the world . The personality of a carp (if your more into the dating aspect ) has been seen in a variety such as shy,bold,cautious,adventurous, or reclusive . Whether you want a go getter carp or a shy goth carp there are plenty of options . They also have a long dorsal fun stretching all the way to their tail for tickling purposes . To put this all together the carp is a fantastic sexual partner