Shitting should be an olympic sport, I mean think about it. The definition of sport is “an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.” Shitting requires intense physical skill in being able to shit out huge loads, and extreme asshole training is required to become a pro, as well, mental strength is also required, you need to be able to push through and deliver the last tiddlybits of fecal matter. Imagine the excitement of watching 10 people attempt to shit out the largest mass in a certain time frame, imagine the revenue from this new sport. And that is why shitting should be considered an olympic sport.