I haven’t beaten dark souls 1. i finally said it. i was there from the beginning, ventured through demons souls, dark souls 2, dark souls 2 boogaloo ps4, ds3, bloodborne, sekiro, platted most of these games. but i just CANNOT beat ds1. in fact, i’m stuck on undead burg. its that goddamn taurus demon, that seductive piece of fucking beef. every time that thick, hairy stud comes charging at me- i choke i just stand in awe and let it take me. i’ve even tried enlisting summons, but am unable to let them kill them do it either so i just push them off the ledge for tdaddy. i have 3 files, all 99 builds, where i just stand outside of the foggate and strike down anyone who dares harm taurus. i even tried playing the remaster and as soon as i saw those HDR fur effects i cummed, couldn’t even react if i wanted to.