“I’ll have you know kid my car makes 700 hp, what do you drive? I can guarantee my car can wipe the floor with yours lol, it’ll do 0-60 in less than 3 seconds and absolutely destroy anything that you can even dream of having. I bought my car with my own money, I am a self made successful man the likes of which you’ll never see. My anime profile picture is to be taken extremely seriously, and you are a complete fool if you even dare to suggest I am a complete imbecile. Now go cry to mummy and keep dreaming that one day you’ll reach my level.”

credits: [**doc_55lk**](https://www.reddit.com/user/doc_55lk/) on r/AMG