Gru is da most thugged-out bangin bein up in tha universe, n’ herez why: accordin ta tha height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he be a godly size of 14 feet tall. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Second if any of y’all remember tha original gangsta Despicable Me, you know there be a scene when Vector kidnaps tha three hoes n’ blasts a seriez of heat-seekin misses at Gru, tha pimpin’ muthafucka then dodges dem all fo’ realz. Accordin ta tha speed of a average ballistic pistol (1900 mph) n’ tha size of tha pistol accordin ta his thugged-out ankle size, Gru can perceive n’ move at such a speed dat tha pistols only move 9.5 milez per hour, 0.5%of they original gangsta speed. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Plus afta dis Gru punches a gangbangin’ finger-lickin’ dirty-ass shark n’ it is paralyzed meanin its spine is probably shattered, ta remind you it would require a gangbangin’ force pimped outa than 3,000 newtons ta fracture tha spine. Thatz equal ta tha impact pimped by a 500-pound hoopty crashin tha fuck into a wall at 30 milez per hour. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I rest mah case.