Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth ceaser the retard. I thought not. It’s not a story the doges would tell you. It’s a Twitter legend. Darth Ceaser was a Dark Lord of the Funny, so powerful and so wise he could use the memes to influence the redditors to create karma… He had such a knowledge of the funny that he could even keep the memes he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Funny is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught cheems everything he knew, then cheems killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.