For context my girlfriend was always interested in atomic bombs so when the new movie “Oppenheimer” was released we immediately went to a local cinema to watch it. So today a conversation about the movie came up between me and my girlfriend that lead to her confessing about ranking all of her previous boyfriends male part as an atomic bomb.

So here is my fuck up. I was curious at this point so I asked what did she rank mine. I’ll admit it, my warrior is not the biggest, but I’ve always tought that it was an avarage size so I wasn’t insecure about it. She said that she would’ve ranked it as “little boy” but that’s still relatively big so she said “W54” which apparently is the smallest one ever used. She than tried comfort me by saying that its okay and that she is satisfied and all that, but it kinda left me self-conscious and a bit insecure.

I’m using a throwaway because I don’t want to post how small my part is on my main page.

TL;DR: I found out after asking my girlfriend that my male part is the smallest she ever had