I’ve fantasized about stealing and melting down shopping carts from national brand stores since I was about 4 years old.

It literally gives me so much satisfaction, both spiritually and sexually, the thought of melting down and having a solid block of shopping cart.

I just got a job as a cart pusher for Walmart is there any way I could actually get away with this without getting in trouble?

The ones at Walmart literally make me rock solid just LOOKING at. I can’t believe I’m going to be getting paid good money to TOUCH them.

these are my skills idk if they’re applicable: really good at physics, strong asf, 5’8″, willing to do anything to melt down a cart.